The "real" story about pregnancy

Hello everyone Gossip Girl here...

Seen in the bathroom at Nationpoint, Claudia, losing her lunch! Is she pregnant? is it the latest diet fad....Only gossip girl knows.

okay okay...just kidding...I do love that show, and it's on tonight~ yes!

Anyway, so for the last few weeks I have been finding myself, well, nauseous, swore, dizzy, lightheaded, constipated (sorry, I know TMI, but for those that are regular and wanna get pregnant, say go bye to that!), broken out (like 13 year old bad), bloated, and oh, TIRED! like go to bed at 7 pm wake up at 7 am and still need a 3 hour nap!).

Please don't get me wrong. I am not complaining...just documenting the true beauties of being pregnant. And worse off, you can't tell anyone why you look like poo! And remember, I prayed to feel like this, now I understand why Nicole thought I was nuts!

So here is my typical day:
I wake up around 6 am...take a shower, gag a few times since brushing my teeth appears to trigger some major gag reflexes, dry off and I then cover my body in oils and creams to do my share in avoiding stretch marks (I am going to get them, my mom had them, so I am screwed...but whatever...sorry Christian but plastic surgery will be my friend!) After that, I have to run down stairs and eat something small in order to not spend 10 minutes praying to the porcelain gods...then off to work.
No more coffee for me either, not that I am against some decaf or even a small amount of regular coffee, but I just can't stand that taste. (and I loved coffee before). I get to work and I am okay until about 9.30...then I am all of a sudden on this big boat in the middle of the Atlantic! So I again, stuff my face to make the nausea goes away. Repeat steps 1 and 2 at 12pm and 3pm. See where I am going here...basically I eat and sleep! That's it.

Oh and I am not working out at all because I have been told I can't. So when someone tells me I should gain 25-30 pounds, I have no problem laughing in their face! Right. At this rate, Ill be in maternity jeans in 2 weeks! lol. Just kidding, don't worry Brandi I won't wear them yet...Ill have the fat closet I can still resort too, so I am in good shape.

By the time I get home, I'm toast! I take my shot, eat some dinner, and try my hardest to stay awake until at least 8pm. I know Christian was excited at first, he had total control of the TV remote...but now I'm thinking he misses his wife. Oh, speaking of almost 8...got to go get ready for bed, sorry for the maddness...bye for now

Gossip Girl XOXO